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Dave's avatar

I felt simultaneously smarter, and dumber after reading this.

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Peebo Preboskenes's avatar

Proof that I'm a bleeding-heart whinging liberal is I look at dysgenic freaks like Cyraxx (is that name self-applied?) and think "this bastard never stood a chance" before snapping out of it and barking "get the kids inside Marge and hand me my shotgun". And this is after having a relative of my own who, despite having been raised with all the benefits accruing to an upper-middle class family, spent his entire teen and adult life downwardly mobilizing himself. First he dove headlong into grand theft auto (not the game) and NYC ghetto life and after failing to spend a decade in prison since he was only 16 at the time he then headed to the boonies to do the redneck trash bit. He dropped a bunch of kids along the way that he doesn't care for but I'll get to that later. He was a massive suck on his family for decades before they finally perished and/or walked away. Last I heard he was running an online mephedrone ring, got busted by the DEA, and ratted out his partners to avoid prison. They should've asked me before partnering up with this unreliable piece of shit. I would've told them he's a rat.

As for his string of kids I received a phone call from him about 10 years ago wherein he begged me to run over to Jersey since one of his brood had been busted for grand larceny. The kid was working at Best Buy and had been walking out with electronic equipment for a few weeks before they wised up, looked at the security cams and saw him thieving. I got the lucky call because I'm the last one in the family who lives around here aside from his mother who he didn't want to tell. I called the kid and told him to cut out the crime since neither he nor his piece of shit dad were any damned good at it. You have to be born to it I said. Anyway, I called a Jersey criminal lawyer and hooked him up but that was as far as I was gonna go. Sometimes you have to draw the line. Should've drawn in 20 years earlier but hey, familia es todo. Or so they say.

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