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William M Briggs's avatar

How did I not know of the genius of Neil Breen until this day.

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A. Hairyhanded Gent's avatar

Currently, DC is in the midst of a bloodless purge.

It is like nothing else within my lifetime, and FDR's '33 ascension to power is the closest I've found in the US context.

Interesting times...

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The Brothers Krynn's avatar

Very interesting perspective, hmm I had thought it similar to an extent to the Reconstruction period in terms of scope and magnitude of the shake-ups but that works.

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Bobby Lime's avatar

But don't you know he's just like Hitler?!

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Xcalibur's avatar

So that's why the T-Rex had tiny arms: to pick locks and hack computers! A longstanding debate in paleontology has finally been resolved!

A classic example of cinema mediocrite is The Last Jedi. Presumably you didn't go after it because it's low-hanging fruit, but it really is a masterpiece in the genre. It's got all the fancy special effects, the original actors are there, it does an impression of a blockbuster movie... and then it's a steaming pile of plagiarism that goes full retard.

I too am a connoisseur of so-bad-it's-good. Alongside the aforementioned Birdemic, The Room and Troll 2 are other fine entries in the genre.

As for the Atlantic article... if firing career bureaucrats amounts to regime change, that's a tacit admission that the federal bureaucracy is an unelected shadow government, that Western democracy is mostly kabuki theater, and that Trump/Musk/MAGA/DOGE are right about everything and totally justified, lmao.

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Amdg's avatar

Great summary on both points. It probably is regime change, which Anne Applebaum likes everywhere else, and which is supposed to be a good thing if the existing regime is a “bad actor”.

It is difficult for me to see the West’s post Cold War regimes (at least) as wholly beneficent.

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Greg's avatar

Partial defense of _Casino Royale_ - in the novel it’s based on, Le Chiffre is a Soviet financier. The 2006 movie wanted to update the setting to the War on Terror - they just never stopped to consider whether Le Chiffre could have had the same amount of success legitimately.

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Greg's avatar

Addendum: Le Chiffre COULD have made his money legitimately; the point is that he didn’t, and that’s why MI6 are interested in him. It’s not like there aren’t crooked bankers out there.

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KingNullpointer's avatar

Honestly, Bond only gets worse the further he gets from the cold war.

I still think *Casino Royale* is a great spy thriller; the plot holes in the very background of the big bad's motivations pale in comparison to a tightly paced & believable interpersonal struggle.

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Shade of Achilles's avatar

Casino Royale is a good film--real Bond atmosphere!

Skyfall too!

Who cares about 'plots'?

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Jim in Alaska's avatar

Hum, working 17 hours a day teaching, also 6 full time side jobs to keep you in potato money, raising a couple of pre-prubesent girls, two fingered typing these essays on a cell phone while driving to and from jobs, and you find time to watch all those movies?

Hey, stretches my suspension of disbelief. GRIN.

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Librarian of Celaeno's avatar

You’ll notice they’re all movies from years ago for the most part. I’m burning my savings, artistically speaking.

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Amdg's avatar

Hahaha good burn

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Peter James's avatar

The Lost World and Prometheus are great examples of this. I have distinct memories of walking out of both of those movies feeling empty, knowing that something was lacking but I couldn’t quite explain what it was. The Matrix Reloaded and The Phantom Menace had this too.

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An American Writer & Essayist's avatar

I disagree on the Phantom Menace. I felt like it was pretty good.

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KingNullpointer's avatar

Phantom has many faults, enthusiasm is not one of them.

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The Anti-Gnostic's avatar

Very timely, in that I spent two hours of my life last night watching George Clooney meander through his 2020 production, The Midnight Sky. I think the delusion starts with estrangement from self: George Clooney seems genuinely to believe that he is a lonely, tragic figure, and the illogic and implausibility just build from there. (Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio, by contrast, absolutely eat up their Leading Man roles and make sure you get the full actorly acting experience you paid for.) Know thyself remains very good advice.

Anne Appelbaum like many others has been under the liberal delusion a long time. The estrangement from reality is so long-standing and the neural pathways so fixed that when reality breaks through, as it inevitably must, the flailing attempts at retrospective justification kick in like fanboys frantically trying to salvage Prometheus: Trump is pulling down the goddam Statue of Liberty! 🗽 Our multi-trillion dollar funny money grift ... VIOLATED!

And, RIGHT ON CUE, your self-styled nemesis shows up in the comments to reveal his own brokenness. I can only watch in amusement and amazement. It's like a bad George Clooney film.

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Joseph Hex's avatar

America is the undisputed master of bullshit. We know how to wrap a turd. Some turds are so exquisitely wrapped you just have to respect the craft.

Thanks for the new concept, "Cinema Mediocrite", adding it to my toolbelt.

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Shade of Achilles's avatar

Section on Jaws XXXVIII is hilarious, not a single point deducted for picking of low-hanging fruit

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Amdg's avatar

It is hilariously bad. I still remember the final scene thirty odd years later, though

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Leo van Lechistan's avatar

Tropic Thunder, I maintain, is the last great big-budget comedy. The “Never go full retard” scene, as with whole movie, simmers hilariously on multiple levels.

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OGRE's avatar

Librarian, check out the Neil Breen Wikipedia page.

His eyes are closed in the picture they have (like people are usually trying to avoid). Do you think that's on purpose? I do!

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Christopher Crandall's avatar

Some of the people offended by the last paragraph are surely upset that they didn't see it coming as soon as you defined cinema mediocrity.

Excellent essay, per usual!

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Librarian of Celaeno's avatar

Thank you very much.

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Dan Shaw's avatar

Best analysis of Net Zero I have ever read. Great work.

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Librarian of Celaeno's avatar

Thank you

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teenie tine's avatar

I liked the big reveal at the end. Not about movies; incredibly incisive parallel, especially nowadays as Hollywood's tricks (and money, presumably) bleed over into journalism's endeavors.

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Auguste Meyrat's avatar

I’ve reached the end of my tether with most modern entertainment. It’s not just bad, but boring. I’m now debating whether the CM of yesteryear was really as good as I remember or if I’m just getting old and nothing was really that good or engaging.

Unless I can write a review and connect the movie or show to something relevant, I’ve basically boycotted all of it. Better to spend my time reading fun fantasy novels and new nonfiction books.

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KingNullpointer's avatar

I think it wasn't as bad, as frequently. Stuff like *Glass Onion* just insults everyone's intelligence. Or *Avengers: Endgame* just resetting the entire character progression of Thor & Starlord - from men back to boys, in a snap.

CM is just movies as product, & (just?) the effects of bottom-line-*uber-alles* religion have gotten worse across all aspects of society from what I can tell.

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Rick Olivier's avatar

So.. “regime change” now BAD. Formerly GOOD. As long as “foreign”, though. Hard to keep up.

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